Me and Drakes first date

  • Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
  • Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
  • Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
  • Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
  • Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
  • Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
  • Drake: Not at all I ju-
  • Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
  • Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
  • Me: You pickin up the tab?
  • Drake: *nods*
  • Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.

batpigandme:

Excuse me Lil Mama can you get your tongue out my wine glass 👅🍷#sdbulliesbrooklyn #frenchie #frenchbulldog #BK #beautiful #sdbulliesbronx #Bronxdaughter #princessbellah_#brooklynindahouse #frenchiepuppy #puppy #babybrooklyn #Bronxbaby #bluepiedfrenchie #sdbullies #princessBrooklyn #bullielife #wine #wino by bronx_and_hugh http://ift.tt/1u9jC6i

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batpigandme:

Excuse me Lil Mama can you get your tongue out my wine glass 👅🍷#sdbulliesbrooklyn #frenchie #frenchbulldog #BK #beautiful #sdbulliesbronx #Bronxdaughter #princessbellah_#brooklynindahouse #frenchiepuppy #puppy #babybrooklyn #Bronxbaby #bluepiedfrenchie #sdbullies #princessBrooklyn #bullielife #wine #wino by bronx_and_hugh http://ift.tt/1u9jC6i

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moonandwitches:

Icarus,  From the series The Four Disgracers, 1588
Hendrick Goltzius (Netherlandish, 1558–1617), after Cornelis Cornelisz van Haarlem (Netherlandish, 1562–1638)

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moonandwitches:

Icarus,  From the series The Four Disgracers, 1588
Hendrick Goltzius (Netherlandish, 1558–1617), after Cornelis Cornelisz van Haarlem (Netherlandish, 1562–1638)

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aminaabramovic:

Current mood: sad middle aged motherfucker alone at the bar

Thank friends for appeasing me lol

Anonymous:
Dear bestfriend,

I’m not rly sure who that is anymore but lemme go with the one that didn’t just ruin my life

Ur a sexy piggie and I miss u and I’m super envious of ur adventures (tbqh) and I’m sorry but Disneyland fell thru :( maybe I should ask Santa for a plane ticket to LA