Me and Drakes first date
- Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
- Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
- Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
- Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
- Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
- Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
- Drake: Not at all I ju-
- Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
- Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
- Me: You pickin up the tab?
- Drake: *nods*
- Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.
Current mood: sad middle aged motherfucker alone at the bar
Thank friends for appeasing me lol
I’m not rly sure who that is anymore but lemme go with the one that didn’t just ruin my life
Ur a sexy piggie and I miss u and I’m super envious of ur adventures (tbqh) and I’m sorry but Disneyland fell thru :( maybe I should ask Santa for a plane ticket to LA